Gone Fishin’

Excuse me if I just don’t get why people fish. I was walk/running around the neighborhood park and it was full of fishermen. Not one woman was out there fishing. That’s another question…where are the women? We know the real deal. A big bore.
SO, I was walk/running and decided to ask some folks what is it about fishing that makes you want to sit and wait. I asked a man with his son if he was catching dinner, and he laughed real hard and said no, just fun. I thought to myself, how much fun could it be sitting in that chair staring at a string in the water. oh well.
I saw a man take a little fish out of the water and asked him if he was going to eat that. he replied, “yes”. It was so tiny. The fish in my tank are larger than what he pulled out of the still-water-stocked-by-the-city-pond. The water is full of garbage because some people in the community don’t care about their environment in which they live. And the water is YUCKY!
Then as I passed another little boy and his father – the little boy screamed to me with excitement “LOOK I CAUGHT A FISH! LOOK!!!” I saw the itty bitty fish and said, “aw wow! congratulations” Then as I rounded the park again, the little boy told me he had to throw it back because it was too small. Alrite, now why do you fish again especially if you’re not catching the evening’s meal, then why are you fishing?